The War Criminal Suspects View Point

If my projections are correct, we are days away from barack obama to become US President elect. To many parts of the world, that notion is just a reason to kill a goat in the name of sikukuu.
But to a few unlucky Kenyans who were named on the waki report, the possibility of spending their natural lives in a cold cell in the Hague is looking more than a possibility to a real likelihood. They have a reason to be nervous;someone in the oval office may push for events that may lead to power change in Kenya.
When president kibaki and his Prime minister are held hostage by the same gangs that help kill 3,000 people, i wonder what our top CEOs are thinking. When do you let your lieutenants take one for the team? As Orengo said on Friday, is it time for everyone to carry his own cross?. I think the fear that is with Rutos, Uhuru and the rest is not just by accident. As one Yoruba friend of mine said; It is the fear of what tomorrow may bring that makes the tortoise to carry his house along with him wherever he goes. As i would say in zulu, Sanibona my frinds! to view who is on the report, click the link below

Leaked Waki Report.


http://88.80.13.160.nyud.net/leak/kenyan-violence-list-2008.pdf

Have you ever heard of fraternal polyandry??

I love the Indians, and sometimes they go above and beyond the call of duty to defend stupid cultures.
In order to minimize the need to fight over small land that they inherit from their ancestors,(does it ring a bell... like some communities in Kenya), they practice fraternal polyandry. This is where two brothers share one wife and reduce the need to divide the piece of land over two brothers.
I know what you are all thinking. What about the bedroom pleasures? Believe it or not, they share in shifts, to reduce commotion. I have to take out my hat to the lady of the house, for she has to be the most satisfied in the village.
If that is not kinky enough, the tribe has another tradition. if the husband owes debts that he can't pay, he will lease /loan his wife for a number of days to the creditor which in most cases is the land owner.We are yet to know if the wife can enjoy such privileges are having two husbands, but i suspect the answer is no.Talk of barter trade!!

Leaked Waki Report.

copy and post the link below to read the report.

http://88.80.13.160.nyud.net/leak/kenyan-violence-list-2008.pdf

I have a Dream

Please do not confuse me with Martin Luther King, but i surely have a dream. That sometimes next spring, Tom Cholmondeley the son of the lord dalamere (lord of what by the way) will be set free for killing a second Kenyan in two years and all the charges will be dropped.
As i write this, i want to encourage anyone of means in Kenya, that you can shoot anyone at kencom bus stop at 2pm in the afternoon, and go free. that good news!
The man is supposedly in police custody, but has never tasted prison food. It is a well known fact that he is as comfortable in jail just as at his ranch, and he is always furnished with daily papers of course with regularity.
To those dreamers that think that a white man in Africa can be sentenced to death in 2008, you might as well believe in Santa Claus.We in Kenya are doing relatively better, the white people are just shooting at us. In South Africa,a white settler threw his worker alive to the lions and served as dinner, and the man is still free.As more classified documents are coming in the open, we are learning that baba wambui just negotiated his freedom for himself and a few home guards, so land reform is just a mirage. And every time we try and bring the land issue, have you noted the land owners always threaten bloodshed?. Are we better off poor but "free".Thomas Jefferson had it right when he said If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.

Kenyan Arrested For Rape....Are We losing It People??

An Olathe man who worked at a group home for people with special needs has been charged with raping a 55-year-old client.
Look people, it's one thing to commit a crime, it's another thing to qualify for the dumbest criminal. According to the prosecutors, this crown was free on bond after being arrested on Dateline TV show trying to have sex with a 13 year old girl he had met on line.
As fate would have it, on the day of sentencing, the dude had it all planned. He bought a one way ticket and took off to Nairobi.As with all dumb criminals, he called his Mzungu girlfriend from Amsterdam and spelt his heart out that he is gone for good.
Little did he know that the boys in grey ( rape is a federal crime, so the US Marshals made some calls and the young man is being extradited from the Netherlands)
The amazing part of the story, he told the cops that his favorite shows on TV include cops and CSI!!

Johnson County prosecutors charged John Gichamu, 25, from Kiambu, Kenya on Aug. 25 but he had fled to Amsterdam in the Netherlands and was arrested there a day later, authorities said. He is now awaiting extradition to the United States.